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A perfume store in a public square. Groundbreaking.
AI roast score: 15/100 (F)
The idea
Selling perfume in Plaza de SOL? Congratulations, you've invented a brick-and-mortar store. Revolutionary.
In the founder's own words
a perfume store in Plaza de SOL
The roast
A perfume store in Plaza de SOL. This isn't an idea; it's a description of retail. You've identified a location and a product. The sheer audacity of combining two things that have existed for millennia is almost breathtaking. Where's the innovation? Where's the unmet need? This is the kind of 'idea' that makes VCs question their life choices.
Red flags
- No discernible innovation or unique value proposition.
- Relies entirely on foot traffic in a generic location.
- Ignores the digital landscape of modern retail and discovery.
Verdict
Go back to business school, or better yet, get a job.
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